any month

- most any Wednesday at the downtown Toronto Yuk’s (8:00)

shows of the past

September

8 - Antidepressant Thursdays @ Yuk Yuk’s (7:30), Toronto, ON

9 - Raanan Hershberg @ The Royal Comedy Theatre (8:00, 10:30), Toronto, ON

10 - Raanan Hershberg @ The Royal Comedy Theatre (7:00, 9:00), Toronto, ON

10 - After Hours @ Comedy Bar (11:30), Toronto, ON

February

1 - Comedy Shocker @ Rickshaw Theatre (8:00), Vancouver, BC

2 - Comedy Basement @ Goldie’s (9:00), Vancouver, BC

3 - Empress Comedy, Edmonton, AB

4 - Comedy Monday Night, Calgary, AB

5 - Simon Glassman, Edmonton, AB

6 - Great North Casino, Grande Prairie, AB

8 - Blakbar, Edmonton, AB

9 - Ramada Plaza, Regina, SK

10 - Heritage Lanes, Red Deer, AB

12 - Vern’s, Calgary, AB

may

14 - Doug Stanhope @ La Tulipe (8:00), Montreal, QC

april

1 - NORTH STAR COMEDY @ 3908 St. Laurent (8:00), Montreal, QC

8 - NORTH STAR COMEDY @ 3908 St. Laurent (8:00), Montreal, QC

13 - Burning Bridges Comedy Festival, Pittsburgh, PA

14 - Burning Bridges Comedy Festival, Pittsburgh, PA

15 - NORTH STAR COMEDY @ 3908 St. Laurent (8:00), Montreal, QC

22 - NORTH STAR COMEDY @ 3908 St. Laurent (8:00), Montreal, QC

29 - NORTH STAR COMEDY @ 3908 St. Laurent (8:00), Montreal, QC

march

11 - NORTH STAR COMEDY @ 3908 St. Laurent (8:00), Montreal, QC

18 - NORTH STAR COMEDY @ 3908 St. Laurent (8:00), Montreal, QC

25 - NORTH STAR COMEDY @ 3908 St. Laurent (8:00), Montreal, QC

february

18 - NORTH STAR COMEDY @ 3908 St. Laurent (8:00), Montreal, QC

25 - NORTH STAR COMEDY @ 3908 St. Laurent (8:00), Montreal, QC

january

4 - House Show, Montreal, QC [follow the link to the mailing list]

7 - Laylow Comedy @ Laylow Bar (9:00), Toronto, ON

10 - Dope n' Mic @ Underground Café & Social Club (9:00), Toronto, ON

12 - The Corner Comedy Club (9:00), Toronto, ON

18 - House Show, Montreal, QC [follow the link to the mailing list]

19 - Bad Guru - Motivational Comedy (8:00), Montreal, QC

december

9 - Comedyworks @ 1238 Rue Bishop (10:30), Montreal, QC

10 - Five4Fifteen Stand-up Night @ Biftek (8:30), Montreal, QC

29 - House Show, Montreal, QC [follow the link to the mailing list]

november

15 - Bird's (9:00), Tallahassee, FL

17 - Back Porch Comedy (9:00), Pensacola, FL

18 - Blind Mule (8:00), Mobile, AL

19 - Raindogs (8:00), Jacksonville, FL

20 - Raindogs (9:30), Jacksonville, FL

21 - Yuk Yuk's (9:30), Toronto, ON

october

5 - 3rd Klass Thursday @ Vapor Lounge (9:00), Toronto, ON

9 - Ossington Comedy @ The Ossington (8:00), Toronto, ON

10 - Pour Boy Comedy @ Pour Boy (8:00), Toronto, ON

29 - Detroit Comedy Underground @ Elizabeth Theatre (7:30), Detroit, MI

september

7 - Jokes n' Tokes @ Underground Comedy Club (8:00), Toronto, ON

10 - Laylow Comedy @ Laylow Bar (9:00), Toronto, ON

17 - Hang Over Cure Comedy Show @ Cloak & Dagger (8:00), Toronto, ON

18 - Cameron House Comedy @ The Cameron House (8:00), Toronto, ON

20 - Dope n' Mic @ Underground Café & Social Club (9:00), Toronto, ON

26 - Party Time Comedy Hour @ The Eton House (9:00), Toronto, ON

august

4-12 - Edinburgh Fringe (TBA), Edinburgh, Scotland

july

15 - Ciao! Express IV (9:00), Berlin, Germany

15 - The Steindor Jonsson Wariety Shov (10:00), Berlin, Germany

21 - Adorable Creatures (9:00), Berlin, Germany

22 - Cosmic Comedy Showcase (9:00), Berlin, Germany

june

summer in Europe

may

10 - STFU Comedy Show (8:00), Montreal, QC

18 - House Show, Montreal, QC [follow the link to the mailing list]

23 - Ladies and Gentlemen Comedy Show (9:00), Montreal, QC

26 - Alohaha Comedy Show (9:00), Montreal, QC

27 - Salhyde Comedy Show @ Barbe bleue bar (9:30), Montreal, QC

31- Bishop and Gags (9:00), Montreal, QC

april

3 - The Ossington (8:00), Toronto, ON

4 - BrewHAHA @ Lansdowne Brewery (9:00), Toronto, ON

4 - Yuk Yuk's (9:30), Toronto, ON

5 - Deez Nuts Presents @ Comedy Bar (8:00), Toronto, ON

5 - Dope N' Mic @ Underground Café & Social Club (9:00), Toronto, ON

7 - The New Material Show @ Underground Café & Social Club (11:00), Toronto, ON

8 - Comedy Showcase @ Underground Café & Social Club (11:00), Toronto, ON

9 - Danger Room @ The Corner Comedy Club (9:00), Toronto, ON

11 - Propen Comedy @ Comedy (9:30), Toronto, ON

14 - Texas Comedy Massacre @ Fox & Fiddle Wellesley (8:30), Toronto

23 - Laylow Laughs @ Laylow Bar (9:00), Toronto, ON

march

4 - New York Comedy Club (11:30), New York, NY

14 - Artisanal Komedy Hour (8:00), Montreal, QC

16 - Lottery Comedy Show @ La Luncheonette (8:00), Montreal, QC

20 - There's Something Funny Going on @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal, QC

22 - Yellow Door, Montreal (8:30), Montreal, QC

28 - Ladies and Gentlemen Comedy Show @ Shäika Café (9:00), Montreal, QC

30 - Húrra (8:30), Reykjavik, Iceland

february

10 - The Art Loft @ 4152 St. Laurent, Apt. 203 (9:00), Montreal QC

16 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal, QC

17 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal, QC

17 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (10:30), Montreal, QC

18 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal, QC

18 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (10:30), Montreal, QC

19 - Five4Fifteen Stand-up Night @ Biftek (8:30), Montreal, QC

21 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal, QC

23 - Salhyde Comedy Show @ Barbe bleue bar (9:30), Montreal, QC

january

1 - Album taping @ Montreal, QC

5 - Comedy Night in Casablanca @ Hotel Andaluz (8:00), Albuquerque, NM

6 - Open Source Comedy @ 203 3rd St. W. (8:00), Albuquerque, NM

12 - Kick Butt Coffee (10:30) Austin, TX

13 - SF Sketchfest, San Francisco, CA

14 - SF Sketchfest, San Francisco, CA

20 - The Art Loft @ 4152 St. Laurent, Apt. 203 (9:00), Montreal QC

31 - Artisanal Komedy Hour (8:00), Montreal, QC

december

2 - Dakota's Comedy Lounge (7:00 & 9:00), Kelowna, B.C.

3 - Dakota's Comedy Lounge (7:00 & 9:00), Kelowna, B.C.

9 - The Vegas Room (8:30), Salt Lake City, UT

10 - Ooley Theatre (7:00), Sacramento, CA

10 - Ooley Theatre (9:00), Sacramento, CA

12 - Private Show (write me), San Francisco, CA

13 - Private Show (write me), San Francisco, CA

16 - HEELS Album Release (8:00), Memphis, TN

17 - Liquor Express (8:00), Huntsville, AL

18 - An Evening With David Heti (6:00), Boston, MA

19 - Comedy & Crepes (6:30) Burlington, VT

25 - Private Show (write me), Toronto, ON

26 - Private Show (write me), Toronto, ON

27 - David Heti w @ Empire (7:30), Portland, ME

28 - Gallery X (8:00), New Bedford, MA

29 - Laugh Shack @ Lincolns (8:30), Portland, ME

november

1 - Green Lantern Bar (9:00), Lexington, KY

2 - Go Bananas (8:00) Cincinnati, OH

3 - Chameleon (9:00) Cincinnati, OH

24 - Comedy MIX, Vancouver, B.C.

25 - Comedy MIX, Vancouver, B.C.

26 - Comedy MIX, Vancouver, B.C.

28 - Laugh Gallery at Havana (9:00), Vancouver, B.C.

28 - Stacked Comedy (9:00), Vancouver, B.C.

29 - Comedy MIX, Vancouver, B.C.

30 - Cords Comedy (9:00), Vancouver, B.C.

october

1 - Freetail Taproom, San Antonio, TX

10 - Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

12 - Yellow Door, Montreal (8:30), Montreal, QC

13 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal, QC

14 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal, QC

14 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (10:30), Montreal, QC

15 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal, QC

15 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (10:30), Montreal, QC

26 - The Comedy Attic (8:00), Bloomington, IN

27 - Bokeh Lounge (8:30), Evansville, IN

28 - Rocketship Comedy (8:30), Indianapolis, IN

30 - The East Room (6:30), Nashville, TN

31 - LAFF Fest (8:00), Lousville, KY

september

7 - New York Comedy Club (9:15), New York, NY

11 - Millennail Cocktail @ Industry Lab (7:30), Boston, MA

11 - The Court Stenographers (10:00), Boston, MA

20 - Yuk Yuk's (9:30), Toronto, ON

22 - This is a Book About the Kids in the Hall, Drawn & Quarterly, Montreal, QC

25 - Danger Dulgar Comedy @ Biftek (8:00), Montreal, QC

28 - Altercation Comedy Festival, Austin, TX

29 - Altercation Comedy Festival, Austin, TX

30 - Haywire at High Bar, Houston, TX

august

1 - Cityside Bar @ 1960 Beacon Street (8:30) Boston, MA

3 - The Comedy Studio @ 1238 Massachusetts Ave (8:00), Cambridge, MA

4 - Thunderbar Comedy @ 186 Harvard Ave (7:00), Allston, MA

5 - The Gas @ 1222 Commonwealth Ave (7:30), Allston, MA

8 - Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

25 - Oddblock Comedy Fest, Winnipeg, MB

26 - Oddblock Comedy Fest, Winnipeg, MB

27 - Oddblock Comedy Fest, Winnipeg, MB

28 - Oddblock Comedy Fest, Winnipeg, MB

july

12 - The Fancy Show (8:30), Brooklyn, NY

22 - New York Comedy Club (7:00), New York, NY

29 - Live From Outer Space @ Cobra Club (9:00), Brooklyn, NY

30 - Private Show, email [heti.david@gmail.com] for details (9:00), New York, NY

 

right now I have no shows and am just sitting. but below are some past shows

 

april

1 - The BOOT, Fort Collins, CO

2 - The BOOT, Fort Collins, CO

3 - Boulder Comedy Show, Boulder, CO

7 - Imbibe, Albuquerque, NM

9 - YETI!, Oakland, CA

16 - Critical Hit, Oakland, CA

17 - Catalina Comedy, Phoenix, AZ

20 - Mr. Head's, Tucson, AZ

24 - Til-Two Club, San Diego, CA

26 - Goonies, Santa Monica, CA

march

1 - Emerson 109, Hamilton, ON

4 - miniBar, Kansas City, MO

5 - The Barley Street Tavern, Omaha, NE

6 - Zoo Bar, Lincoln, NE

7 - Decade, Lawrence, KS

8 - ListOff!, Kansas City, MO

9 - Comedy Parlor, Tulsa, OK

10 - White Water Tavern, Little Rock, AR

11 - Billiards Blue Room, Springfield, MO

12 - Foam, St. Louis, MO

13 - Two Girls. One Mic, St. Louis, MO

14 - North Bar, Chicago, IL

17 - Sisyphus, Minneapolis, MN

18 - Sisyphus, Minneapolis, MN

19 - Sisyphus, Minneapolis, MN

20 - Willy's, Minneapolis, MN

21 - The Monday Night Comedy Show, Minneapolis, MN

27 - Scooters, Cheyenne, WY

29 - The Great Untamed, Laramie, WY

30 - Too Much Fun, Denver, CO

31 - Highlands Comedy Room, Denver, CO

february

27 - David Heti @ The Corner Comedy Club, (11:00), Toronto

27 - David Heti @ The Corner Comedy Club, (9:00), Toronto

27 - David Heti @ The Corner Comedy Club, (7:00), Toronto

25 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW. @ Burritoville (9:00), Montreal

24 - A Family Affair @ Brasserie Beaubien (9:00), Montreal

21 - Monkey House (8:00), Winooski, VT

19 - Millhill Basement (9:00), Trenton, NJ

18 - ROTA Gallery (7:00), Plattsburgh, NY

17 - Yellow Door @ 3625 Rue Aylmer (8:00), Montreal

14 - Carol @ Comedy Bar (8:00), Toronto

11 - 3rd Klass Thursdays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

6 - Kurt Metzger @ Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (10:30), Montreal

january

25 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

23 - Brunch Club @ Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (10:30), Montreal

22 - The Dirty Show @ Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (10:30), Montreal

18 - Comedy Writing: Are You Joking? @ McGill University

14 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW. @ Burritoville (9:00), Montreal

12 - Brunch Club Arts & Laughs @ Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (7:00), Montreal

11 - Le Deuxième Anglo Appreciation Night @ Bar Pub St. Denis (9:00), Montreal

8 - The Stone Church (7:15) Newmarket, NH

7 - Birdseye Lounge (8:00), Portsmouth, NH

november

21 - Secret Basement Show w Ben Kroneberg and Nick Lavalee @ New Hampshire (nick@theotherdude.com for details)

20 - The Gas @ 1222 Commonwealth Ave (7:30), Allston, MA

19 - The Comedy Studio @ 1238 Massachusetts Ave (8:00), Cambridge, MA

18 - Bull Feeneys, 375 Fort St (8:00), Portland, ME

15 - Danger Dulgar Comedy @ Biftek (8:00), Montreal

13 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW. @ Burritoville (9:00), Montreal, QC

13 - Kliph Nesteroff Launch & Talk: The Comedians @ D & Q (7:00), Montreal, QC

11 - Rem's Taphouse, 101 Montreal Road (7:00), Cornwall, ON

8 - Macsimum Comedy @ McLean's Pub, 1210 Peel (10:00), Montreal, QC

7 - Confabulation @ MainLine Theatre (8:00), Montreal, QC

5 - Life Lessons @ The Wiggle Room (8:00), Montreal, QC

4 - Yellow Door @ 3625 Rue Aylmer (8:00), Montreal, QC

october

22 - Hambone's Comedy @ Hambone's (10:00), Pittsburgh, PA

21 - Bananas Comedy Club (8:00), Cincinnati, OH

20 - Ultimate Comedy @ The East Room (8:30) Nashville, TN

16 - The Big Easy Tavern @ 710 N Palafox (9:30), Pensacola, FL

15 - Humidor @ Wicked Witches and Brew (8:30), Tampa Bay, FL

14 - Spacebar Comedy @ The Milk District (10:00), Orlando, FL

12 - Juke Joint @ 1911 Government St (9:00), Biloxi, MS

10 - Hell Yes Fest & Stand Up! Records @ Hi-Ho Lounge (8:30), New Orleans, LA

9 - Hell Yes Fest @ Dragon's Den, 435 Esplanade Ave (8:00), New Orleans, LA

8 - Atomic Pop Shop @ 2693 Government Street (9:00), Baton Rouge, LA

7 - Sauced @ Kebabalicious, 1311 East 7th (8:00), Austin, TX

6 - Last Gas Comedy @ 606 East 7th (9:00), Austin, TX

6 - Sandbox @ TNM, 616 Lavaca (9:00), Austin, TX

3 - Sure Thing @ Austin Java (8:00), Austin, TX

3 - Chortle Portle @ 2612 Guadalupe St (7:00), Austin, TX

2 - Live at ColdTowne @ 4803 Airport Blvd (10:00), Austin, TX

2 - In the Treehouse @ 1608 Barton Springs (8:00), Austin, TX

1 - Avant Garden @ 411 Westheimer Rd (10:00), Houston, TX

september

30 - Delete Comedy @ The Station, 4608 Bennington Ave (8:30), Baton Rouge, LA

29 - Tuesday Show Comedy @ 2537 Broad Ave (8:00), Memphis, TN

28 - The Silver Dollar @ 1762 Frankfort Ave (TBA), Louisville, KY

27 - Rocketship Comedy @ 6267 Carrollton Ave (8:00), Indianapolis, IN

25 - Joey's Comedy Shop (8:00), Detroit, MI

24 - Brian Posehn, JFL42 @ Second City (11:00), Toronto, ON

24 - Brian Posehn, JFL42 @ The Royal Theatre (7:00), Toronto, ON

23 - Chuckle Co. @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W (9:30), Toronto, ON

23 - Spirits @ 642 Church (9:00), Toronto, ON

22 - Propen Comedy @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. (9:00), Toronto, ON

17 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW. @ Burritoville (9:00), Montreal, QC

16 - Yellow Door @ 3625 Rue Aylmer (8:00), Montreal, QC

15 - A Show @ La Maison, 900 Montreal Rd. (8:00) Cornwall, ON

13 - Comedyworks @ 1238 Rue BishopComedyworks @ 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal, QC

12 - Comedyworks @ 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30 & 10:30), Montreal, QC

11 - Comedyworks @1238 Rue Bishop (8:30 & 10:30), Montreal, QC

10 - Comedyworks @ 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal, QC

9 - Shaskeen Comedy @ 909 Elm Street (9:00), Manchester, NH

4 - ImprovBoston @ 40 Prospect Street (11:30), Cambridge, MA

4 - Nick's Comedy Stop @ 100 Warrenton St (8:00), Boston, MA

4 - The Gas @ 1222 Commonwealth Ave (7:30), Allston, MA

3 - The Comedy Studio @ 1238 Massachusetts Ave (8:00), Cambridge, MA

3 - Thunderbar Comedy @ 186 Harvard Ave (7:00), Allston, MA

august

30 - Altercation Punk Comedy Tour @ PhilaMOCA (9:30), Philadelphia, PA

29 - Altercation Punk Comedy Tour @ Millhill Basement (9:30), Trenton, NJ

27 - Myrtle Comedy @ Splitty, 415 Myrtle Ave (8:00), Brooklyn, NY

26 - Fat Baby @ 112 Rivington (10:30), New York, NY

25 - Ug! Comedy @ No Fun Bar, 161 Ludlow (8:30), New York, NY

20 - Dan + Joe + Charles Show @ UCB East, 153 East 3rd (11:00), New York, NY

19 - Broadway Comedy @ 318 W 53rd (9:30), New York, NY

19 - Cornelia Street Café @ 29 Cornelia (6:00), New York, NY

15 - The Blue Show @ Creek and Cave, 10-93 Jackson Ave (12:00) New York, NY

13 - Phoning it In @ The Brit Pack, 34 Pell Street (7:00), New York NY

9 - Comedy at Beauty Bar @ Beauty Bar, 231 E 14th (9:00), New York, NY

4 - Funhouse Comedy @ Passenger Bar, 229 Roebling (9:00), Brooklyn, NY

4 - Amazingtown @ Bunga's Den, 137 W 14th (8:00), New York, NY

1 - We Still Like You @ someone's backyard TBA (10:00), Chicago, IL

1 - Laugh Factory @ 3175 N Broadway (8:00), Chicago, IL

1 - The Two-Hour Comedy Hour @ Gallery Caberet, 2020 N Oakley (7:00), Chicago, IL

1- Late Late Breakfast @ Hideout Inn, 1354 W Wabansia (2:00), Chicago, IL

july

31 - Laugh Factory @ 3175 N Broadway (10:00), Chicago, IL

31 - Kick Punch Stand Up @ 2641 N Kedzie Avenue (8:00), Chicago, IL

30 - This Week's Show @ Bar Celona, 3474 N Clark (9:00), Chicago, IL

30 - Parlour Car @ Bar DeVille, 701 N Damen (9:00), Chicago, IL

29 - Comedians You Should Know @ Timothy O'Toole's(9:00) Chicago, IL

29 - The Blind Bet Show @ The Pony, 1638 W Belmont (9:00), Chicago, IL

29 - Surprise Party @ Lilly's Bar, 2515 N Lincoln (8:00), Chicago, IL

27 - 100 Proof Comedy @ Comedysportz, 929 W Belmont (8:00), Chicago, IL

19 - Danger Dulgar Panel Show @ Biftek (8:00), Montreal

16 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW. @ Burritoville (9:00), Montreal

11 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal

10 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal

9 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW. @ Burritoville (9:00), Montreal

5 - Comedy Abroad! @ M Bar (8:15), Montreal

june

25 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW. @ Burritoville (9:00), Montreal

25 - Throwback Thursday: Too Much! @ Théâtre Sainte-Catherine (8:00), Montreal

20 - Above the Law [Fringe Festival] @ 3997 St. Laurent (8:30), Montreal

20 - NIGHT FIGHT TONIGHT [Fringe Festival] @ Café Campus (4:15), Montreal

19 - Above the Law [Fringe Festival] @ 3997 St. Laurent (5:00), Montreal

18 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW. @ Burritoville (9:00), Montreal

15 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

14 - Stoner Sundays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

8 - SiriusXM's Top Comic @ The Comedy Nest (8:00), Montreal

1 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

may

28 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW. @ Burritoville (9:00), Montreal

23 - Montreal Sketchfest, Théâtre Sainte-Catherine (10:30), Montreal

23 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (10:30), Montreal

23 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal

22 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (10:30), Montreal

22 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal

21 - Comedyworks, 1238 Rue Bishop (8:30), Montreal

20 - Shut Up and Laugh! @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

april

29 - Shut Up and Laugh! @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

28 - Ladies and Gentlemen Comedy Show @ Shäika Café (9:00), Montreal

28 - Drop the Gloves @ Grumpy's (10:30), Montreal

27 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

23 - Saffron & Gold Comedy @ 814 Bloor W. (9:00), Toronto

22 - Chuckle Co. @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. (9:30), Toronto

20 - Doored @ Double Double Land, 209 Augusta and down the alley (8:00), Toronto

10 - Texas Comedy Massacre @ Fox & Fiddle Wellesley (8:30), Toronto

8 - Spirits @ 642 Church (9:00), Toronto

7 - Yuk Yuk's (9:30), Toronto

6 - The Game @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. (10:00), Toronto

5 - Stoner Sundays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

march

27 - Top Shelf Comedy @ 1963 Queen East, 2nd Floor (9:00), Toronto, ON

26 - Chronic Comedy @ Canna Clinic on Commercial (8:00), Vancouver, B.C.

25 - Press Box @ 2889 E. Hastings (9:00), Vancouver, B.C.

25 - The Comedy Mix @ 1015 Burrard Street (8:30), Vancouver. B.C.

24 - Comedy Night at Tavern @ 1141 Hamilton Street (9:30), Vancouver, B.C.

22 - Jai Thai on Broadway @ 235 Broadway E. (9:00), Seattle WA

20 - Jai Thai on Broadway @ 235 Broadway E. (9:00), Seattle WA

19 - HELLa FELLER! @ Doug Fir Lounge (7:00), Portland, OR

17 - Helium @ 1510 SE 9th Avenue (8:00), Portland, OR

12 - The Deep End @ 2311 S Street (8:00), Sacramento, CA

11 - Fat Hope Love Tour (w Johhny Taylor) @ Punch Line (8:00), Sacramento, CA

10 - Branded Funny @ Agave, 2270 Monterey Rd. (8:00), San Jose, CA

9 - Comedy Spot @ 1050 20th Street (8:00), Sacramento, CA

8 - Fat Hope Love Tour (w Johhny Taylor) @ Crow's Nest, Santa Cruz, CA

7 - Fat Hope Love Tour (w Johhny Taylor) @ Blue Room Theatre, Chico, CA

6- Talkies March @ Lost Weekend Video (8:30), San Francisco

5 - Mission Position @ Cinecave (8:00), San Francisco

4 - The Comedy Store, Belly Room (8:00), L.A.

1 - The (Kinda) Open Mic @ The Satellite, L.A.

february

24 - Ladies and Gentlemen Comedy Show @ Shäika Café (9:00), Montreal

23 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

22 - Comedy Hostel @ M Bar (8:45), Montreal

21 - A House Show @ heti.david@gmail.com for details

19 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

15 - Stoner Sundays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

13 - Long Night with Vish Khanna @ Long Winter, 1087 Queen W. (9:00), Toronto

12 - Saffron and Gold @ Christie Pits Pub, 814 Bloor W. (8:30), Toronto

9 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

8 - Macsimum Comedy @ Mac's Lounge (10:00), Montreal

6 - InfoNexus Conference @ McGill University (9:45), Montreal

5 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

2 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

january

31 - Life Lessons @ heti.david@gmail.com for details

29 - The Dirty Show @ The Wiggle Room (8:30), Montreal

27 - Drop the Gloves @ Grumpy's (10:30), Montreal

25 - Danger Dulgar @ Biftek (8:00), Montreal

22 - NO, JUST ENJOY THE SHOW @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

17 - A House Show @ heti.david@gmail.com for details

13 - Drop the Gloves @ Grumpy's (10:30), Montreal

11 - Comedy Hostel @ M Bar (8:45), Montreal

10 - A House Show @ heti.david@gmail.com for details

9 - Yuk Yuk's (8:00), Montreal

6 - Ladies and Gentlemen Comedy Show @ Shäika Café (9:00), Montreal

6 - Yuk Yuk's (8:00), Montreal

4 - Macsimum Comedy @ Mac's Lounge (10:00), Montreal

december

30 - Drop the Gloves @ Grumpy's (10:30), Montreal

29 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

24 - Some sort of show

11 - A Night of Comedic Commiseration @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

10 - Shut Up and Laugh! @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

9 - Drop the Gloves @ Grumpy's (10:30), Montreal

9 - Comedy LAB @ Theatre Ste. Catherine (9:30), Montreal

8 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

7 - Danger Dulgar Comedy @ Biftek (8:00), Montreal

2 - Drop the Gloves @ Grumpy's (10:30), Montreal

2 - Ladies and Gentlemen Comedy Show @ Shäika Café (9:00), Montreal

1 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

november

29 - Movember Benefit @ Caplansky's Deli, 356 College (7:00), Toronto

27 - Not My Dog @ 1510 Queen W. (8:00), Toronto

26 - Chuckle Co. @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. (9:30), Toronto

25 - Sonic @ 60 Cecil (9:00), Toronto

23 - Stoner Sundays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

20 - 3rd Klass Thursdays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

20 - Throwback Thursday @ The Underground Café, 668 Queen E. (9:30), Toronto

19 - Spirits @ 642 Church (9:00), Toronto

18 - Yuk Yuk's (9:30), Toronto

12 - Chuckle Co. @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. (9:30), Toronto

6 - Anonymous Show has been cancelled for reasons beyond my control

5 - Shut Up and Laugh! @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

2 - Dark Comedy Fest w Brian Posehn @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. (TBA),  Toronto

october

31 - A private showing

29 - A private showing

28 - A private showing

25 - Yuk Yuk's (8:00), Halifax, NS

24 - Yuk Yuk's (8:00), Halifax, NS

23 - Halifax Pop Explosion w Nick Thune, The Company House (7:00), Halifax, NS

22 - David Heti and Taylor Carver and Sam MacDonald @ Baba's, Charlottetown, PI

21 - Thunder & Lightning (9:00), Sackville, NB

20 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

18 - Part of an Evening With David Heti @ 185 Van Horne (10:00), Montreal

15 - Corktown Comedy @ Betty's, 240 King East (9:00), Toronto

15 - Weedy Wednesdays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

14 - Sonic @ 60 Cecil (9:00), Toronto

14 - Yuk Yuk's (9:30), Toronto

14 - Propen Comedy @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. (9:00), Toronto

11 - Stoner Sundays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

9 - Not My Dog @ 1510 Queen W. (8:00), Toronto

7 - Yuk Yuk's (9:30), Toronto

4 - Stoner Sundays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

1 - Corktown Comedy @ Betty's, 240 King East (9:00), Toronto

september

30 - Sonic @ 60 Cecil (9:00), Toronto 

25 - JFL42 @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. (10:00), Toronto

25 - Not My Dog @ 1510 Queen W. (8:00), Toronto

23 - Sonic @ 60 Cecil (9:00), Toronto

22 - What Else is in the News @ The Press Club, 850 Dundas W. (9:30), Toronto

21 - Stoner Sundays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

18 - E'rrybody Do They Thang Thursdays @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

17 - Shut Up and Laugh! @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

16 - Grinders Comedy LAB @ Theatre Ste. Catherine (9:30), Montreal

15 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

14 - Some Comedians and the Goonies @ 217 Ossington (9:00), Toronto

3 - Spirits @ 642 Church (9:00), Toronto

august

taking some time off, sitting, thinking

july

29 - Yuk Yuk's (9:30), Toronto

24 - E'rrybody Do They Thang Thursdays @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

23 - Shut Up and Laugh! @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

20 - Danger Dulgar Comedy @ Biftek (8:00), Montreal

17 - 4 Shits and Giggles @ 1964 Rue Notre-Dame O. (9:00), Montreal

15 - A Night of Comedy: Part 10 @ 129 Van Horne (9:00), Montreal

12 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Burritoville (TBA), Montreal, QC

11 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Nook and Cranny (TBA), Truro, NS

9 - Hard and Slow Tour @ The Thistle (TBA), New Glasgow, NS

8 - Hard and Slow Tour @ The Split Crow (8:00), Antigonish, NS

6 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Fat Cat Blues Bar (TBA), St. John's, NL

5 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Oasis Lounge (TBA), Gander, NL

4 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Tezer's Lounge (TBA), Grand Falls, NL

3 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Castaway Lounge (TBA), Corner Brook, NL

2 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Clancy's Pub (8:00), Stephenville, NL

june

30 - Hard and Slow Tour @ The Fox Den (7:00), Sydney, NS

29 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Thunder & Lightning (9:00), Sackville, NB

28 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Open Mic House (9:00), Halifax, NS

26 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Baba's Lounge, (9:00), Charlottetown, PI

25 - Hard and Slow Tour @ Mike's Bar & Grill, (8:00), Mirimachi, NB

24 - Hard and Slow Tour @ The Somerset, (8:00), Saint John, NB

20 - NXNE @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. (2:30 am), Toronto

19 - Allure, 1222 Mackay (8:00), Montreal

16 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

10 - Ladies and Gentlemen Comedy Show @ Shäika Café (9:00), Montreal

9 - Brooklynn, 1186 Queen West (9:00), Toronto

8 - The Box Summer Salon @ The Rivoli, 322 Queen West (8:00), Toronto

7 - Comedy Nest (8:00), Montreal

2 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

may

29 - Comedy Hostel @ M Bar (8:45), Montreal

24 - NIGHT FIGHT! @ 5073 (8:45) Saint-Dominique, Montreal

22 - The Wiggle Room (8:00), Montreal

15 - Laugh Pack Comedy @ The Segal Centre (10:00), Montreal

13 - Comedy Writing: Are You Joking? @ McGill University, Montreal

10 - Life Lessons with Keith Waterfield @ Theatre Ste. Catherine (8:00), Montreal

8 - The Wiggle Room (8:00), Montreal

7 - Shut Up and Laugh! @ Burritoville (8:30), Montreal

5 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

april

29 - COMEDY ALBUM LAUNCH @ Grumpy's (8:15), Montreal

24 - Not My Dog @ 1510 Queen W. (8:00), Toronto

23 - Spirits @ 642 Church (9:00), Toronto

19 - Spring Fever @ Tango, 1156 Queen E. (9:00), Toronto

15 - Yuk Yuk's (9:30), Toronto

14 - First Seder @ my uncle's (sundown, no?), Toronto

13 - Stoner Sundays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

11 - Texas Comedy Massacre 2 @ Fox & Fiddle Wellesley (8:30), Toronto

9 - Yuk Yuk's (8:00), Toronto

8 - Yuk Yuk's (9:30), Toronto

8 - Mega Mega Crazy Frenzy @ The Garrison, 1197 Dundas W. (9:00), Toronto

7 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

4 - A little house party show

3 - 3rd Klass Thursdays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

2 - Weedy Wednesdays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto

march

31 - ALTdot Comedy @ The Rivoli, 332 Queen West., (9:00), Toronto, ON

31 - Vape on the Lake @ 2985 Lake Shore Blvd. W., (8:00), Toronto, ON

30 - Stoner Sundays @ Vapor Central, 667 Yonge (9:00), Toronto, ON

27 - Laugh Sabbath @ Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. (9:30), Toronto, ON

26 - Spirits @ 642 Church (9:00), Toronto, ON

22 - Hecklers @ 123 Gorge Road East (9:00) Victoria, BC

21 - Atomic Vaudeville Studio @ 1618.5 Government (8:00), Victoria, BC

20 - The Cambie @ 63 Victoria Crescent (8:00), Nanaimo, BC

18 - The Comedy Mix @ 1015 Burrard (8:30), Vancouver, BC

17 - Laugh Gallery with Graham Clark @ 1212 Commercial (9:00), Vancouver, BC

17 - I Can't Say I'm Happy... @ 1636 Venables Street (8:00), Vancouver, BC

14 - The Dick Darrow Show @ 605 West Pender (9:00), Vancouver, BC

13 - JOKES, PLEASE! @ 195 East 26 Ave (9:00), Vancouver, BC

13 - Lux Laughs @ Lux Lounge, 1180 Howe (7:30), Vancouver, BC

12 - Comedy Mystery Mutants @ Can Can (7:30), Seattle, WA

11 - Comedy Womb @ 2322 2nd Ave (8:00), Seattle, WA

8 - Cush Café @ 1235 Railroad Blvd. (9:00), Eugene, OR

7 - Comics in Glasses @ Tiny Tavern, 394 Blair Blvd. (8:00), Eugene, OR

6 - Let's Basement @ The Blue Monk, 3341 SE Belmont St. (8:30), Portland, OR

5 - Weekly Recurring Humor Night @ Tonic Lounge (9:30), Portland, OR

3 - It's Gonna Be Okay (8:30), Portland, OR

1 - Critical Hit! @ It's Your Move, 4928 Telegraph Ave (8:30), Oakland, CA

february

28 - Cynic Cave @ Lost Weekend, 1034 Valencia (8:30), San Francisco, CA

27 - Stork Club (7:00), Oakland, CA

26 - Comedy Kill! @ Punch Line Comedy Club (8:00), Sacramento, CA

25 - Amnesia (8:00), San Francisco, CA

24 - The Night Light (8:15), Oakland, CA

20 - Corbin Bowl (9:00), Tarzana, CA

19 - McCabe's  (9:00), Santa Monica, CA

18 - 1436 Second St. (8:00), Santa Monica, CA

13 - Mr. McCartney's Provisional Comedy @ Stella, 1261 Bloor W. (10:00), Toronto

12 - Yuk Yuk's (8:00), Toronto

7 - Reckless Answers in Reckless Times (10:00), Montreal

4 - Theatre Ste. Catherine (10:00), Montreal

3 - JFL Showcase @ Comedyworks (8:30), Montreal

january

taking some time to sit, think. please refer to other comics

december

31 - Theatre Ste. Catherine (10:00), Montreal

30 - Private Show, Montreal [email to attend]

28 - Comedy Nest (8:00, 10:30), Montreal

27 - Comedy Nest (8:00), Montreal

26 - Comedy Hostel @ M Bar (8:45), Montreal

25 - Private Show, Toronto [email to attend]

24 - Private Show, Toronto [email to attend]

23 - There's Something Funny Going On @ Blue Dog (9:00), Montreal

21 - Private Show, NYC [email to attend]

18 - School Night @ UCB (11:00), NYC

14 - Private Show, NYC [email to attend]

13 - Long Night With Vish Khanna, Toronto [only my writing will be there]

11 - Broadway Comedy, NYC

6 - 206 Lounge (10:00), NYC

5 - Drunk Girls in Heels @ PIT Mainstage (11:00), NYC

2 - Sleepytime @ The Triple Crown (11:00), NYC

november 

27 - Eastville Comedy (9:00), NYC

22 - See You in Outer Space @ Cobra Club (9:00), NYC

21 - NYC Criminal Court @ NYC Criminal Court (9:30), NYC

19 - Rabbit Hole Comedy @ Legion Bar (8:00), NYC 

12 - Rabbit Hole Comedy @ Legion Bar (8:00), NYC

8 - Long Night With Vish Khanna @ The Great Hall (let's say ten-ish?), Toronto

7 - Talk at my old high school [posted for my own scheduling purposes]

7 - Mr. McCartney's Provisional Comedy @ Stella, 1261 Bloor W. (10:00), Toronto

6 - Dark Comedy Festival @ Comedy Bar, Toronto

6 - Telling jokes as Camus @ Comedy Bar (9:30) Toronto

5 - Dark Comedy Festival @ The Rivoli, Toronto

5 - Mega Mega Crazy Frenzy @ The Garrison, Toronto

5 - Classy Drunk @ The Emmet Ray, Toronto

3 - Giving this talk at the Le Mood Festival, Montreal

2 - Comedy Nest, Montreal

1 - Comedy Nest, Montreal

october

31 - Comedy Nest, Montreal

30 - Bitches on Rice Cakes @ Burritoville, Montreal

29 - Drop the Gloves @ Grumpy's, Montreal

28 - Blue Dog, Montreal

26 - Yuk Yuk's, Halifax, NS

25 - Halifax Pop Explosion, Halifax, NS

25 - Yuk Yuk's, Halifax, NS

20 - The Guild, Charlottetown, PEI

15 - Legion Bar, NYC

9 - Broadway Comedy, NYC

3 - Laughing Devil, NYC

1 - Eastville Comedy, NYC

1 - Boston, MA1 - Boston, MA